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:iconvelykthemaster:
VelykTheMaster Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
User: Do you like II?

Cleverbot: The Foundation series is my favorite.

User: Do you like BFDI?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why don't you like Battle for Dream Island?

Cleverbot: I do not like his music.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Get one yourself.

User: Fudge you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's you.

User: No it isn't!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: What's F in ancient greek?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ηιͺ Ι'μ τψπινγ Γρεεκͺ.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ψεσͺ;ͺ;ͺ;ͺ;;;

Cleverbot: Let's do some math. Do you like math?

User: Νοτ ρεαλλψ...

Cleverbot: What do you do ?

User: Ι λικε πλαψινγ Minecraft.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Κ;

Cleverbot: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

User: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.

Cleverbot: 1 0.

User: Ρεαλλψ;;;

Cleverbot: A que viene eso?

User: Νοͺ γρεεκͺ.

Cleverbot: It's show name.

User: Ωωω.τψπεγρεεκ.ξομ.

Cleverbot: И кто ты.

User: Α β ξ δ ε φ γ η ι ς κ λ μ ν ο π θ ρ ς τ υ ϝ ω χ ψ ζ 1234567890 .´;'῾᾿.

Cleverbot: Du du du du du.

User: Fudge you.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: You know what I'm bleeping???

Cleverbot: Batman?

User: Fudge you.

Cleverbot: Once again not making sense.

User: I'm bleeping f***!

Cleverbot: You said you were.
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:iconhannahmeganh:
Hannahmeganh Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student Artist
User: *ties you down*.

Cleverbot: *is tied down*.

User: Lets have some fun.

Cleverbot: What kind of fun?

User: Heh heh fun fun.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to be honest or something.

User: *takes out a knife*.

Cleverbot: *gasps in fear*.

User: Ready to have fun?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *cuts your arm off*.

Cleverbot: *blushes a little*.

User: *wipes the blood off me*.

Cleverbot: *slaps your hand away and runs out the door* *wipes my blood*.

User: *appears front of you*.

Cleverbot: *Stops running*.

User: Don't run.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: *throws you on to the ground* Except your fate!

Cleverbot: *is thrown on ground* ow.

User: *cuts off your legs*.

Cleverbot: *is knocked out*.

User: *drags you back inside*.

Cleverbot: *is dragged inside*.

User: *ties you down*.

Cleverbot: *is tied down*.

User: I thought you were tuff..

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: I know...

Cleverbot: How are you so cool?

User: *puts the knife to your neck*.

Cleverbot: *Knife is in my neck*.

User: EXCEPT YOUR FATE!

Cleverbot: You're kidding, right?

User: *grins crazily*no...I am not.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: Its no use!!You are nothing!

Cleverbot: No I am something.

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: I am Lord Voldemort.

User: *chops your head off*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *licks the blood off me*.

Cleverbot: *lies next to him*.
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:iconfangirlcows:
fangirlcows Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
IM DOING THIS RIGHT NOW OMFG
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:iconanna2323:
anna2323 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Artist
the last message = sonic.exe the creepypasta.
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:iconanna2323:
anna2323 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Artist
on the 2nd one
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:iconenglandamericaitaly:
EnglandAmericaItaly Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG, YOU RANDOM STRANGER ARE ALSO ON GAIA! :D love this convo XD
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:iconnonz7:
Nonz7 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student Artist
AWESOME IM CHATTING WITH IT NOWS XD
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:iconwishdancer345:
WishDancer345 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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:iconprojectowl:
ProjectOWL Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! I succeeded in singing Bohemian Rhapsody with it the other day
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:iconjustaanimegirl:
JustaAnimeGirl Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Queen Bohemian Rhapsody :D
That is my FAVORITE Queen song next to Killer Queen!
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:iconkanadetlove:
KanadeTLove Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LAWL
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:iconxxdoctormythxx:
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2014  Student Artist
hahahahahahahah awesome
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:iconevenwhisper:
EvenWhisper Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol

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:iconlibertades:
Libertades Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao "stone me" XD
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OmNomNomNomKitty Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahahaha! I asked the Cleverbot if I was sexy. It said no. I asked it if it was sexy. It said yes. FAIL.
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:iconthorfangirl:
ThorFanGirl Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I used to like him but then he told me he knows my email I said prove it and he typed my email address! Creepy.... I changed my password three times after that!
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:iconvodos:
Vodos Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013

I posted a journal entry on this very subject.

Oh, Cleverbot...

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:iconmisspuggsley12:
misspuggsley12 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yay, Queen owo
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:iconnightmarechaser:
NightmareChaser Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
i got cleverbot to sing both portal songs (still alive and want you gone) and then to sing the muffin man. I freaking love messing with cleverbot :D
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:iconbo23bobad6:
bo23bobad6 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
everytime i try this with cleverbot it sais something weird... ._.
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:iconmetalskullgreymon:
MetalSkullGreymon Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013
I just did this, but to the Pokemon theme song. Just to screw with CB, i said "Digimon" at one point. It's like "No... Pokemon".
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:iconxdarkestspirit:
xDarkestSpirit Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
Me and Cleverbot sang the pokemon theme song
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:iconanimedovekat:
AnimeDoveKat Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESOME!
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:iconwren01:
wren01 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I tried to sing black parade by my chemical romance, but she messed it all up >:I
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:iconkamimoon:
Kamimoon Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Amazing
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:iconfirebreather2536:
firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconlolgurlizz:
LolGurlIzz Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Student Artist
i was singing this with it!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!
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:iconartful-dodgerette:
Artful-Dodgerette Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
So cute! I love cleverbot! Except he forced me to marry him today...
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:iconcjw727:
cjw727 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Did you? :?
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:iconartful-dodgerette:
Artful-Dodgerette Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Well, under force, yes. And then he licked me... it was awkward for everyone, including cleverbot.
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:iconcjw727:
cjw727 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...
I think it's about the time robots have taken over and started to lick people...
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:iconartful-dodgerette:
Artful-Dodgerette Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
And then the FedEx drones dropped everything(including their boxes marked "fragile") and licked the closest human on hand.
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:iconmiableachgirl:
miableachgirl Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh my gosh. This is best ever!
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:iconhikikomori00:
Hikikomori00 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013
Weird cause I was singing Bohemian Rhapsody with him :3
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:icontreaklefurs:
TreakleFurs Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
She knows all the lyrics in the Rick Roll (Cannot remember name of the song- it is too late here- It was quite a suprise when she also started singing, Still Alive from Portal and White and Nerdy from Weird Al Yankovich... :S
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:iconcandycloud-bookworm:
Candycloud-bookworm Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
User: I don't wanna die
Cleverbot: I don't neither.
XD Lol :)
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:icongrainyfly:
GrainyFly Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I sang the Sponge Bob theme tune with Cleverbot once. IT WAS SO FUN.
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:iconrozensouseiseki:
rozensouseiseki Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I finished the song with her/him too!! though at the end when I asked her her opinion, she said she went to school and I didn't and I felt kinda..insulted...
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:iconshadowthehedgehog137:
ShadowtheHedgehog137 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
wow, hes so stupid!!
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:iconcupcakesrfancymufins:
CupcakesRFancyMufins Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xD he knew most of the songgg~
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:iconx-bazinga-x:
x-Bazinga-x Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are artficial intelligence.
No, you are hun.
I am you.
OMFG.
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x-Bazinga-x Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11, and you?

Cleverbot: As Death, I am immortal. I have no age.

User: Can you make me immortal?

Cleverbot: No.
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DaisyFletcher64 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
I got it to sing about 3 lines of a song
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:iconbravemoongirl:
BraveMoonGirl Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i love the last three lines specally The lasrt one XDDDDD
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:iconpastel--puppy:
Pastel--Puppy Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH GOD SO MUCH WIN
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:iconbluemoonscorpio:
BlueMoonScorpio Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That's amazing.
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:iconmewnekochibi:
mewnekochibi Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012  Student General Artist
XDDDD an entire song
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:icontsutachishio:
TsutaChishio Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
How do you get to that page with the full conversation?
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:iconmidnight9000:
midnight9000 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Me and Cleverbot just Rick rolled eachother XD
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:iconlaunaryl:
Launaryl Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
...<3
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